11 REASONS WHY GUJJUS ARE THE MOST AMAZINGPEOPLE IN INDIA

1. All of them are intelligent While most of us were struggling with
basic math in first grade, the young 'Patel-boy' was busy calculating
the profit he made by selling candy to an unsuspecting punjabi lad.

2. The are soft spoken While most of the languages in their neighboring
states (haryana, rajasthan among others) sound like Hitler giving a
execution order, gujjus sound like marshmallow in fantasy-land.

3. They are mavericks at any given business. Their business literally
run the country, while we went partying last night our 'gujju-bhai'
bought another company.

4. The perfect gujju ladies rule Now if you want that perfectly
balanced girl, the one who has the perfect mix of intelligence and
beauty – Then you should probably try hard to impress your Gujarati
neighbor. Remember in the words of Jassi – 'Kem Cho Majame Cho… dil la
gayee kudi gujrat di'

5. Gujrati Food gives you food-gasm Bored with the monotonous taste of
butter chicken or south indian spices, gujrati food is the one you need
to go for. While most other delicacies are designed only for your taste
buds, Gujju food is known to get along well with your entire system.
Hail Dhokla !

6. They are peace loving Gujjus know how to handle matters peacefully,
on the other hand in a similar situation you are more likely to see
broken bones and blue eye patches at other places in India.

7. Gujjus are independent Thins is another quality which makes our
guujus so ingenious, moreover this quality is not only limited to their
actions but they even think independently thus giving birth to great
inventive ideas.

8. Land of Amul is undoubtedly the 'Taste of India' We all grew up
consuming Amul products in one form or another, while its is
undoubtedly yummy Amul is also credited for changing the lives of
millions of people – it was 'crowd-sourcing' way before the term was
cool. FYI – Amul is a case study at various ivy league colleges across
the globe.

9. They are strong headed and determined While a quite a few clans in
India can be proud of the same quality, but when we actually sit down
and evaluate scores – this one great person called 'Sardar Patel' will
make every other one wet their pants. After all he was the one whose
strong-headedness prevailed over others, killed all the bloated egos
and brought our lovely country together 9. They are strong headed and
determined While a quite a few clans in India can be proud of the same
quality, but when we actually sit down and evaluate scores – this one
great person called 'Sardar Patel' will make every other one wet their
pants. After all he was the one whose strong-headedness prevailed over
others, killed all the bloated egos and brought our lovely country
together

10. They literally invented 'Party All Night' While america was still
waiting to be discovered and Europe was still waiting for a cultural
revolution our people back in gujju-land were parting all though the
night during the still happening navratri season.

11 . The last but not the least – A certain man called 'Narendra Modi'
is from gujarat

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